A man who divorced his wife of 47 years begs for her

After 47 years of marriage, my husband declared he wanted a divorce and a life of freedom.

When I, stunned, asked if he was serious, he simply smirked and said,
“Come on, Nicky! You can’t say you didn’t see this coming. We both know there’s nothing left between us. I don’t want to waste my remaining years sulking around. I want to live, be free, and maybe even find someone… someone gorgeous, who isn’t like you—a dead goat.

SO YES, I’M DIVORCING YOU.”

If that wasn’t enough, he smugly informed me he’d booked a trip to Mexico—entirely funded by our joint account.

The divorce? No surprise. I’d known for a while he was sneaking around with a younger woman, but I clung to familiarity, even if it meant pretending not to notice him slipping away.

But this final act—leaving with our savings and hurling insults—sparked a fury in me I hadn’t known I possessed.

So, I crafted a revenge plan.

One so satisfying that it soon had John knocking on my door, begging to come back…

For the first week after John left, I did nothing. I let him believe I was broken, that I was sitting at home sobbing into tissues and old photo albums.

But I wasn’t.

Instead, I met with our lawyer. Turns out, John hadn’t officially filed for divorce yet. And guess whose name was still tied to every single one of our joint assets? That’s right — mine.

The house? In both names.
The savings account? Joint.
The retirement fund? I had just as much legal claim as he did.

And Mexico? That trip he took with “someone gorgeous”? He used our money — my money. So I made a call to the bank.

Two days later, John’s fancy resort declined his credit card. Then his hotel bill bounced. And when he tried to call me, I let it go to voicemail. Over and over.

But I didn’t stop there.

I went to the house and changed all the locks. Froze the accounts. Sold his golf clubs. Donated his man-cave recliner. Oh — and I canceled the streaming services he never let me pick shows on.

Then, just to twist the knife gently, I posted a picture of me smiling with my friend Richard — my late sister’s widower. Just dinner, nothing romantic. But John didn’t know that. He just saw the caption:
“Finally enjoying my freedom. Turns out, I like it here.”

That same night, he came back.

Banged on the door like a madman. “Nicky! Come on, let’s talk!”

I opened the door with the calm of a woman who has nothing left to lose — and everything left to reclaim.

“John,” I said sweetly, “you wanted freedom. Now go live in it.”

Then I closed the door.